Somebody who lives near me has a rooster.
Two notes on this: 1) To the owners of said rooster: You live in an urban area. I can see several 20+ story buildings from my apartment. Roosters and skyscrapers do not go together. 2) To the rooster himself: it is now 11:20 p.m. I repeat, p.m. The appropriate time for crowing loudly is, I believe, confined to about 5:30 a.m. to 6:30 a.m. I will thank you to please STOP the incessant crowing immediately, if not sooner, so that I may sleep.
FURTHERMORE, dear rooster, sir, if you do not stop in the next, oh, 3 and a half minutes, I will personally hunt you down, kill you, and make a soup out of you. It would certainly be better than the "pasta" I had for dinner.
4 comments:
And i thought having a couple of dogs live above me was bad...
g'luck finding dinner!
dude, you noticed too?!
i've stayed up a couple of nights this past week and that thing crows from about 11:30 pm till 7:00 am in like 25-35 minute intervals.
wth?!
are you sure it wasn't a long lost turkey, beckoning you across the pacific for an heritage feast?
It MAY have been a long-lost turkey, but if so, it would have to be an exceptionally stupid turkey--all in all,I am skeptical.
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