Is your girlfriend too annoying, how she always, like, needs stuff, and wants to talk? Don't worry, now you can just have a virtual girlfriend (however, she's still capable of the silent treatment when you do something wrong) on whom you can spend big bucks and with whom you can carry on basic conversations (the more basic, the better, anyway, with women) and even go away on vacation--all for the reward of an easy, simplistic "romance" that will keep you satisfied.
The perfect solution---now you never have to actually ever deal with a real girl again, because they're annoying and dumb anyway. Something virtual is just as dumb (dumber?), perpetually pretty, doesn't talk back, and you only have to put in as much effort as you want, and she'll never break up with you. And if she does, who cares, just get a new one.
Great. Typical.
Did I mention this is actually a real thing that Japanese men pay a lot of money for and spend a lot of time on? Oh and the part about the vacations is 100% true too.
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